It is really something weird, yet funny , to write how to decrease your blog traffic. But again i think to learn things in a humorous way is easy and can be memorized for good long time. This is what i am trying to do here. Just go through the post and i hope you will learn some good tips.
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1. Do not use RSS Feed on your blog
By doing this your content is distributed free all over web which is agian one factor to increase your blog traffic.
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2. Do not use Links and Trackbacks
Links and trackbacks are good if coming from good source. So why to take risk of being famous and improving blog traffic.
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3. Do not Comment on others blog
It is better to comment on your own blog with fake ID rather commenting on others blogs with your original ID. Because your comment on others blog may divert visitor to your blog. Hence increasing your blog traffic.
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4. Never Submit Your Posts to Social Bookmarking Sites
Again if you submit your blog posts to social networking sites may increase friends or subscriber visits which may increase blog ranking.
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5. Never submit your blog to blog clubs
Submitting your blog to blog clubs like 2leep , instablogs club , blog catalog , technorati etc may give good traffic hikes to your blog. So please never be a part of them.
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6. Increase your HTTP Requests
This can be easily achieved by not using CSS Sprites. Beware, using CSS sprites may decrease your blog response time.
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7. Increase Number of DOM Elements
If you can do work with single DIV , avoid it. Use two instead. It will increase your document size and hence may decrease response time.
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8. Do not delete unnecessary cookies
To maximize users response time increase the cookies size. Set the cookies at unappropriate domain level, to ensure that other sub-domains are affected.
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9. Increase 404 pages
Increase the number of 404 error pages. This will decrease your traffic rank and hence good for decreasing blog traffic.
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and last but not the least
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10. Use duplicate content as much as you can
Original content may increase your backlinks and readers may take your blog as source. Which again directly increase your blog traffic.
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That’s it!
Cheer!!
Comments
thats a good one , love the way you described here is funny
oops …. i made a comment here – oh i break the 3rd rule … he he
Yup you right . lol
ha.ha!
one from my side : Don’t have a blog at all!
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Good points, I think points 6-8 to do with improving response times for your website, they should fall under different category as there can be more of such optimizations to increase the response time. One can use PageSpeed Firefox plugin to help improve the response time. BTW What is a CSS Sprites?
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